A MySpace article from 1 Mar 2008
Hi, thought I’d try a blog on MySpace to try to re-kindle some enthusiasm for my entry.
So far have been a member for a few weeks but only have one friend – Tom. Not that Tom is a great friend. He is some sort of automated start-up tart who befriends everyone just so they don’t look like Billy no-mates.
Being a Billy no-mates has seemingly attracted a few stunning females who claim to want to be my mate, but as they reside in Wisconsin, USA and claim they hail from Salisbury in the UK their cover as porn links are blown so get sent to the great junk dump in the sky.
Seriously, if you are a fit female and genuinely want to chew the cud at least make out you have read my site. Or mention the word Hippopotamus. At least that way I know you’re not just after my credit details.
Not that you have to be fit or female to get a response. I’ll reply to anyone. Except Tom.
Author: Vince Poynter
From the Blog and Social Media sections of the vinceunlimited.co.uk website dated 10 Jul 2018
First published on 1 March 2008